- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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