- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

bronson watt walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

women's rights.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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