I love pissing people off :P

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what do you call a black chef glendon

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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