- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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