- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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