- Anti Joke

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

homosexual

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater