a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Katy Perry

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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