Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Woman rights.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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autistic kids rock

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