- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

if got a joke if fogot it

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