Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Anti Joke

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