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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's red, blue & green all over?

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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