- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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