- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

The holocaust

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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