Julian Ha.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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