What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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