What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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