- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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