- Anti Joke

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Trump will make America great again.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner