You just read this ..

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...