- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Y u do dis?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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