What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

You know whats annoying? Steve

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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