- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what do you call a black guy african american

hi

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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