- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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