- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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