what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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i found waldo.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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