What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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