Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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