- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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