- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A seal walks into a club.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

okay so theres this guy.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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