Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Laugh.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Kameron Brown is gay.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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