- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

The Big Band Theory

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats green? The color green.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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