- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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