- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A jew enters a mall.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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