Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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I have a really funny joke.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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I C U P White stuff

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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