- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Y u do dis?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Fine, ladies first.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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