Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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