What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

i found waldo.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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