- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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