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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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