What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

68

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

if you don't like this you're gay

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...