- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Gretta has five legs? -no

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream