- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

antonis sister is mighty fine

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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