What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Oh, right

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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poop.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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