Bob Saget that is all

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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