- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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