Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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