- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you will like this because i am black.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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