- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

He--Hey guys

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

wanna here a joke? you.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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