- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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