- Anti Joke

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D: