A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Maths.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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