Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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