- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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