- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

YEAH THEY DO!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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