Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

if got a joke if fogot it

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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