- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I regret everything.....

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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