Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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You were born.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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