A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

YEAH THEY DO!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

hi

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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