- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

batman has diarrhea

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Your girlfriend.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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