why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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