Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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