- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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