- Anti Joke

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

if you don't like this you're gay

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Gretta has five legs? -no