An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

I was watching Fox news.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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