- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

THE GAME

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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