- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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