- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

This is not a joke.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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