Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Chris is hairy

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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