- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

2 + 2 = 4

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

You bumder!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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