Lil Wayne's rapping career

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats green? The color green.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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