- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

every knight i see an owl at window

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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