- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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