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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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