Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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