KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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