- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A fish swims up your penis...

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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