i found waldo.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

NEVER

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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