- Anti Joke

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

i had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

the NAACP

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.