- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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