- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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