- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

This is not a joke.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Poop

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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