- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

THE GAME

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Kameron Brown is gay.

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