- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Poop

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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