- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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